The Free Land of Soviet Some is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 286 million Soviet Someans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Soviet Somean economy, worth 7.04 trillion Monopoly Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 24,602 Monopoly Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People talk about things being better when men were men, children who express a belief in Santa are labelled 'delusional cultists', the fattest folk in Soviet Some look to be the happiest ones, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Some's national animal is the Aliens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soviet Some is ranked 41,134^th in the world and 124^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 105.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.